It’s the best occasion of the year when it comes to having fun. Scaring your friends and family members, going to Halloween parties, and wearing different costumes; all add up for an enjoyable night. Now, this year’s Halloween is going to be an exceptional one.
Where do ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo
What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers
Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? Because he was coffin too much
What’s a skeleton’s favorite song? Bad to the bone
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet
What’s a zombies favorite weather? Cloudy, with a chance of brain
What do dentists hand out at Halloween? Candy, it’s good for business.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house got repossessed
Adults only
What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff? A Jack-ass-o-lantern
What’s a vampires worst fear? Tooth decay
Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get sheet faced
Pranks for fun
Freeze gummy eyeballs or bugs in ice cubes, then add them to your victim’s drink.
Place a fake rubber spider or snake in the toilet and close the lid.
Prep this prank the night before Halloween to start the day with a fright: Dip your finger or a cotton swab in some liquid dish soap, and write a creepy invisible message on the bathroom mirror, like “I’m watching you.” When your victim takes a shower and the mirror fogs up, your words will mysteriously appear.
Measure half the length of a doorway with a piece of string and cut it to that length. Tie a plastic spider to one end and tape the other end to the center of the door frame. Now rest the spider on the edge of the top of the door and leave the door slightly ajar. Your creepy crawly will drop down on the next person who walks through the door.
Take fake cockroaches and placing them all over the bathroom walls, cabinets, and ceiling. This prank looks really cool if you have a heating vent in the bathroom because you can make it look like the cockroaches are swarming in from the vent. You can also make roaches swarm the inside of the refrigerator.
Take little fake mice and put them in the empty slots in your egg carton. Then put the eggs back in the refrigerator and wait for someone to get hungry.
Put a fake plastic poop in your treat bowl to freak out the kids this Halloween.
This Halloween prank is only good for owners of a drone. You can use the drone to fly a Halloween monster around and prank your friends and trick-or-treaters. Drones are very cool for making flying ghosts, clowns, reapers and other monsters.
Take the cardboard inside of toilet paper rolls and cut out eye shapes in each one. Then put glow sticks in each one and put them in different bushes or trees to scare friends, family and neighbors.
Depending on the strength of the glow stick, you may need to tape off the ends of the roll with duct tape to block any excess light. You can also use paper towel rolls for this Halloween prank.
Place a fake rubber spider in your friends laptop. Then wait for them to open it up.
Fake spider anywhere will freak people out.